Last night Garbo got hold of and chewed apart her graduation certificate from puppy school….

Significant Other emergency admit into hospital – check
Home broken into, damage done and items stolen – check
Faucet breaking and wont shut off in middle of drought – check

Ok, whats next?

I swear I was kidding when i said that I hope the Giant’s didn’t follow Giuliani’s lead and not try to win until the fourth quarter.

At least the strategy worked for them…

Not sure if someone has already posted this, but all of the Super Bowl 42 ads including reviews are here.

A year plus of 90 degree temperatures and power shortages in the server lab.

Three months of trying to get authorization for the necessary construction.

Four months with the engineers, contractors, and finance people going back and forth

Four months of after hours and weekend construction.

Final commissioning and turn over of the two new HVAC units and UPS.

Two weeks of unexplained alarms and strange cooling patterns (hot on one side of the room cold on the other).

And now, a coolant leak in one of the units.

Priceless.

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Yes

2) What was your dream growing up?
A. Hmmmm not really sure… astronaut was big on my wish list though

3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Anything artistic…

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Stoli Gimlet on the rocks

5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Really depends on how they are cooked. I like them brightly colored and crispy…

6) What was the last book you read?
A. Ain’t Misbehavin’: The Groundbreaking Program for Happy, Well-Behaved Pets and Their People by John C. Wright, PhD

7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Cancer
Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. Just my ear

9) Worst Habit?
A. hmm… biting nails perhaps?

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. Depends on who you are, but if your on my friends list, most definitely.

11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Not a sports person

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Cynical

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Again, depends on who you are

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. Having been the first responder to an accident where two students from my college were killed rather violently – the campus was in turmoil over it, but as a traumatized rescue worker, I needed to be away from that and yet could escape it.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I have a devilish time buying shoes – the front of my foot is wide but the heel is narrow so finding shoes that dont slip is a large PITA

16) Do you have any pets?
A. Yup – three

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. Again, depends on who you are, but if your on my friends list, then invite you in and make you comfortable.

18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm…careful!)
A. …

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Clowns? neither – just generally annoying

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. tall and skinny please…

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. conscience most likely

22) What color eyes do you have?
A. brown

23) Ever been arrested?
A. Not yet…

24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Bottle

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Pay off some debt

27) What’s your favorite place to hang at?
A. Dont really have one – been at the dog park a bunch lately, but no real one spot to hang out… well, except for the K’Berg meetings

28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. I am not sure on this one…

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Sleep. Watch TV. Surf the net.

30) Do you swear a lot?
A.Fuck no

31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Too many to list…

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Cautious

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. Yes

35) Do you believe in God?
A. Yes

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. Certainly

The Tardis, light & sweet:

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