Floating around Teh InterWebs:
According to the Jewish calendar, the year is 5769.
According to the Chinese calendar, the year is 4706.
This means that the Jews went without Chinese food for 1,063 years.
This period was known as the Dark Ages
It is actually 5770 as of today, 18 September. A happy & a healthy new year to everyone. May you be inscribed in the book of life for another year. Shana Tova.